Stumbling down the blurry road
Night after night she drives
She knows the way to make it home
A cat with 40 lives

Never tried, to take a break
Why bother its all fun
Mix some voddy in a cup
Another when that ones done

Stacey's always thirsty when its happy hour
It's happy hour 10 hours a day
She's never full and never gets drunk
But Stacey's not drinking today

She's smiling and mopping up the mess
she vomited on the floor
She's not bothered by it at all
after all she's been here before

2 aspirin and some gator aid
and 3 iced teas make her feel fine
hangovers are just a morning to her
cured quickly by a glass of wine

Stacey's always thirsty when its happy hour
It's happy hour 10 hours a day
She's never full and never gets drunk
But Stacey's not drinking today

a wooden leg is a handy thing
2 wooden arms are better you know
she's made of wood, she can't feel a thing
pour another and watch her go

no worries it's never a problem she says
who needs water when cocktails are free
food is a waste of time she says
Just the vodka the tv and me

Stacey's always thirsty when its happy hour
It's happy hour 10 hours a day
She's never full and never gets drunk
But Stacey's not drinking today