Got the fryer out and the chicken in
the butter's warm and the spicy sauce
the goodies are downloadin
five minute clips to help me toss

Now the wings are hot and I got a beer
sloppy food and a burning tongue
I'm chowin down and sittin here
Internet porn in not too long

Files Done, I heard
got some german teens witha mockin bird
I clicked play and dropped them wings
I turned the screen and grabbed my thing

OOOOH Hot!
I said OOOOH HOt!
Fire burnin in my pants
the keyboard dropped and I began to dance
My weiner burned and wasn't frank night
Tabasco has one viscious bite!

That night i learend a vital lesson
about which food and fun to mess in
I'll swear and its to you I warn
HOtwings, they don't go with Porn!

OOOOH Hot!
I said OOOOH HOt!
Fire burnin in my pants
the keyboard dropped and I began to dance
My weiner burned and wasn't frank night
Tabasco has one viscious bite!

I'll swear and its to you I warn
HOtwings, they don't go with Porn!