Carb Crash
day is hard
my mind is weak
greasy food
is what I seek
burgers and fries
fried chicken legs
bacon and hashbrowns
cheese smothered eggs
I return to my job
used cold hard cash
now my head bobs
I hit the carb crash
sleeping in my chair, carb crash
hope no one's there, carb crash
life isn't fair, carb crash
drooling everywhere, carb crash
binging again
i wanted food
can't pretend
diet is screwed
healthy suprise
tofu and beans
cabbage and kale
fresh fruit and greens
i skipped that stuff today
didn't do the 50 yard dash
i gorged myself away
and ended in carb crash
sleeping in my chair, carb crash
hope no one's there, carb crash
life isn't fair, carb crash
drooling everywhere, carb crash
boss, don't give me crap
oh boss, i just need a nap
oh boss, the snoring wasn't me
oh boss, don't make me history
sleeping in my chair, carb crash
hope no one's there, carb crash
life isn't fair, carb crash
drooling everywhere, carb crash