I'm watching you snore on edge of my bed
wondering how I got so close to you
close to you

There's a halo from the moonlight in your hair
you look like an angel, oh yes you do
yes you do

So I whisper in your ear
Darlin what about me got you here...

She said, sexy man don't get me wrong
At the club I didn't check your shlong
it wasn't that you asked me to dance
it wasn't that you smelled of romance
But I couldn't resist you in those tight Ass Pants

Ass pants baby, Ass pants
I'm in looking at heaven and she's thinking i'm soup of the week
Ass pants baby , Ass pants
I'm gazing at my future and she only sees my sweet cheeks

She drifts off into slumber as I lay there and stare
Thinking bout my heart and if its true
if its true

The sun comes up and my eyes are wide
It was a dream that I was crushed by you
crushed by you

So I reach around and kiss you so sweet
Tell me why you think that we did meet....

She said, didn't you hear what I said last nite
It wasn't your eyes in the pale moonlight
even if you didn't have sychophants
It was something physical I did glance
Cuz you looked so hot packed into those Ass Pants

Ass pants baby, Ass pants
I'm in looking at heaven and she's thinking i'm soup of the week
Ass pants baby , Ass pants
I'm gazing at my future and she only sees my sweet cheeks

She's leaving me her number as she walks to the door
I said you are someone I could fall deep into
deep into

I pull her so close and she squeezes my rear
I lock the door behind her feeling slightly blue
slightly blue

Then i look in the mirror and see
That I take my heart too seriously

I said to myself I should smile at the fact
that her desire for me wasn't an act
Even if it wasn't pure romance
and it didn't make life enchanced
I still got laid and it only took ass pants

Ass pants baby, Ass pants
I'm in looking at heaven and she's thinking i'm soup of the week
Ass pants baby , Ass pants
I'm gazing at my future and she only sees my sweet cheeks